Humor
Ole and Lena
Ole, while not a brilliant man, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings.One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up […]
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Humor
Ole & Lena yokes!
Ole, Lena and Sven were lost in the woods of Northern Minnesota and were becoming desperate having run out of food several days ago. It was winter, the snow was deep, their situation was looking […]
Tweets
Soylent Stops Selling Powdered Meal Mix Because It…
Soylent Stops Selling Powdered Meal Mix Because It’s Making People Barf geek.com/culture/soylen… Count it be because Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
Computer
The Evolution of a Computer Programmer, never forget, Keep it simple
High School/Junior High 10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World)))) New professional #include void […]
Social/Environmental
Are you smarter than an eighth grader?
Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?This is the eighth grade final exam […]
Humor
Application for Minnesotazenship
Personal Information:Name ___________________sonSex: ___ Ole ___ LenaHome Address ________________ Cabin Address________________Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ CatholicIncome: ____ We do OK ____ We’re Blessed ____None of your beeswaxQualifications: (check all that apply) ___ I own a gas […]
Humor
Minnesota Humor
Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?”“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Lena, “if it has to go dat fast, I […]